LL: Where oh where have the C-list stars gone?

Author: mikeweeney

Date: September 7, 2003

by mikeweeney
9-07-03
OH MY GOD! IT'S TERRIBLE! IT'S CRAZY! IT'S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY!
What? What?!? WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
"We are losing all our celebrities to a sinister animal-ray gun! Gilbert Godfrey is a COCKatoo! Rosie O'Donnell is a cow!"
Yes! My voice is just as annoying as before!
I'm a fat lesbian who's all up in your face. Deal with it.
Wait a minute... national emergency?
Well, they are giving us animals a bad name.