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| So anyway, would you like to know what it is we found that caused all your sickness? | |
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| No? Well, we'll tell you anyway. | |
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| The short answer is... television. Television did this to you. | |
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| And as an extension of television, videogames as well. | |
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| Not very surprising, huh? Don't feel bad, there are a lot of people just like you. | |
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| Well, not just like you. That sordid escapade involving your dog, the bottle opener, and your grandma's panties, I must say is pretty unique. | |
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