What they're thinking RIGHT NOW

Author: mikeweeney

Date: September 27, 2002

by mikeweeney
9-27-02
Dubya
Now shouldn't it be I-R-A-Q-U ? I mean, that's what they taught us back in grade school. Damn Saddam, I'll take over his country just so I can rename it something more natural, like 'San Antonio'.
Britney Spears
First I was proud to be a virgin, and that sold records... then I didn't deny that I had had sex, and that sold records. Next step: hardcore pornography. I'll sell millions!!
Martha Stewart
Damn, now that they've found out about the insider trading, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out... Guess it's time to shed the facade. World, say hello to your old friend SATAN.