Nerd man gets laid (or does he?)

Author: mikeweeney

Date: September 29, 2002

by mikeweeney
9-29-02
Hey there sexy thang. What say we go back to my place so I can plug my Long Prong into your love jack.
Wow, really?!? Of course! I need to get laid soo bad!
Whoa, that never worked before... what do I do now?
Suddenly, fear takes over.
Gotta go!
Was it something I said?