Nerd man gets laid (for real this time)

Author: mikeweeney

Date: September 29, 2002

by mikeweeney
9-29-02
After a few minutes, and a few puffs on his inhaler, Nerd man returns.
Hello, I'm back.
Hi, still wanna fuck?
Um... I dunno. Why would you want to?
You see, I love you nerd types. All flabby and sweaty and gross, you make me realize how much better I am than you. To achieve the full effect, I have to sleep with you.
That's cool with me. Let's go!
Run nerd man, run. Methinks I'm going to be feeling extra good tonight.