Soap Operas after the apocalypse

Author: mikeweeney

Date: October 5, 2002

by mikeweeney
10-05-02
Today on "As the World Burns" : Kyle tells Sheradan that he's leaving her because she has breast cancer.
But it's not my fault!! I was able to look past how the bomb blew off every piece of flesh from your arms and legs, and your hideous facial disfigurement, but you can't look past this?
Hey, at least I waited to see if the radiation from the blast would cure you. Now that it hasn't, I'm leaving you for Kelly. At least with her I won't be afraid of it falling off in my hand.
OOOh, I just HATE that Kyle Chambers so much. He is so insensitive! I hope that bitch Kelly that he's running off to finds out what an asshole he is!
Oh I KNOW, if I could just get my hands around his flesh-less little neck...