How Jesus Really Died- Judgement Day

Author: mikeweeney

Date: October 23, 2002

by mikeweeney
10-23-02
Submitting the Gospels to the Bible cencorship committee:
And the giant man came out of the sky in a blaze of fire, and smiteth Jesus with his staff of death.
I'm sorry, but that's just too violent.
But it's what happened!
I'm sorry but it will have to go. Think of something better but less enflaming to the mind.
Today.
..."And then he just sorta sat up there until he died." How fucking stupid is that?
I'm bored. Let's go down the street and throw rocks at the retarded kids.