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Submitting the Gospels to the Bible cencorship committee:
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| And the giant man came out of the sky in a blaze of fire, and smiteth Jesus with his staff of death. | |
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| I'm sorry, but that's just too violent. | |
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| I'm sorry but it will have to go. Think of something better but less enflaming to the mind. | |
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| ..."And then he just sorta sat up there until he died." How fucking stupid is that? | |
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| I'm bored. Let's go down the street and throw rocks at the retarded kids. | |
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