Zombie when you call me, you can call me Spike.

Author: mindsay

Date: March 11, 2004

by mindsay
3-11-04
Hey, all you cats and kitties! Joe Beats, here. Ekt is dead, just like God. But I've survived the implosion of his strip, daddio! I even gave myself a name, see?
I'll be headin' up this new joint, dig? But I ain't goin' to see a zombie flick with no damn zombie, see? That'd just weird me out, man.
Me call. You Spike. Spike waaant. Go seeee. Scooby-Doo 2. With Zombie? Be Zombie's. Friend?
Sure, kid. I totally dig that Velma chick. She was in Freaks and Geeks, y'know. And a throwaway role in Dead Man on Campus. But she was in just her bra, bro'!
She on ER. Zombie no watch ER. Zombie preferred. Chica. Go Hope. Also prefer Bu. Ffy girl. Was on. Swan's Cros. Sing and. All My. Chillldren.