Do they eat chocolate bunnies in Heaven?

Author: mindsay

Date: April 11, 2004

by mindsay
4-11-04
Hey, man. I was looking for Jesus. You seen him anywhere?
He's taking the day off. I'm handling his affairs for now. Can I help you?
Well, y'know, I mainly wanted to wish him a happy rebirthday, y'know?
He is aware of your well-wishes. He appreciates the sentiment.
Cool, man. Uh... there was something else I wanted to talk to him about... Will he be back tomorrow?
Probably. But he has been feeling a little down lately about not having an avatar without a cross, around here. It just seemed especially inappropriate today....