My daddy says ...

Author: missguided

Date: December 15, 2003

by missguided
12-15-03
My daddy says you are a loser. My daddy says you smoke too much crack and that's why you'll never amount to anything. My daddy says you are a moron.
*groan* Not again ...
My daddy says you need a job, a haircut and a NEW ATTITUDE. My daddy says that it's people like you that make our taxes rise. My daddy says you are a dime a dozen fool.
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My daddy says that ... that... ewwwww what's that smell? I gotta go now.
There's nothing like cuttin' the cheese to get rid of a problem chic!