Just Moved

Author: mista_eyez

Date: March 19, 2009

by mista_eyez
3-19-09
Former Aid to the President
Dude. Are you okay, man? Where are your pants?
::slurring:: I uzed to work there, you know!
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Umm, ok...
::hiccup:: I zent uz into a rezession. I lozt my home, my wife, my job.
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wtf
Now I give $5 hand jobz for booze, and BJz for...well thatz more for me.