Hey dad, I'm in Jail!

Author: misterq

Date: October 7, 2001

by misterq
10-07-01
Hello, I'm Timmy.. who are you?
I am the savior, Jesus Christ
I'm here for the scared straight program. What did you do?
Two thousand years ago, they said I blasphemed by claiming I was the son of the Lord.
You know.. I've often heard of people finding God in prison...
That's it! If I hear that line one more time, Timmy's going to learn the meaning of the phrase 'PRISON BITCH'!