Welcome to the United States of America, Mr. Claus, and merry Christmas. I'll just have to ask you a few questions before you can proceed. First, do you have anything to declare?
HO HO, why yes of course! I must declare the Greatness of Allah, and the surety of His Wrath and the coming destruction of this kingdom of infidels. So says the Prophet Muhammed, peace be upon him!
