Welcome to the United States of America, Mr. Claus, and merry Christmas. I'll just have to ask you a few questions before you can proceed. First, do you have anything to declare?
HO HO HO, yes very much so. HO HO, I am looking forward to bringing these many gifts to all the good little boys and girls in the country tonight. HO HO HO!
HO HO HO, this fine hollowed out Nintendo DS filled with heroin is...FOR YOU, MY BOY?! ...ho ho?
