the true story of how graham got sent to juvenile hall...

Author: modernpsycho

Date: February 7, 2002

by modernpsycho
2-07-02
pow! kchow! bradada! kpow! brat! bow! bam! bradadadadada!
JOHN LAW! You flatfoots won't put me in jail! Not me, Kip Kangaroo! No not me! NEVER!
this is officer 5229, requesting backup. kip kangaroo on the loose, shooting like mad...
blam! bradadadadada! pow! blau!
JOHN LAW! Coppers won't put me in jail! No! Not me! No! Nein! Nicht! No! NEVER! Not!
we've got you cornered, kangaroo...give it up. you'll never get out of this alive! just surrender!
oh, shit...
yeah, i'm your new inmate. they call me big bubba, and i'm gonna cornhole the living fuck out of you.