All comics by modersbach

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Hay! Moron your in my way!
Hmm... Theres and alain behind me.
Get out of my way or ill shoot this ray gun up your ass!
I wonder if he can read minds.
Thats it! Im shooting!
Hmm.... I must be gay.. that feels good.

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
One day in front of the white house........
Hay kid what are you doing? And whats that smell?
Go away yall! Im trying to take a crap!
WHAT?!? Why the hell are you crapping your pants!
Cuz! There aint no bathroom near to here.
Yall shoudnt have liten the match! Now you have gone up in flames!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
In front of the police station.
Whats that?
Its not pot! Its... its... not pot!
*hic* Can I have some of that yung lady? *hic*
NO! NO! ITS MINE! Ill just....
WAIT! I want some!
RUN!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
A hippie protsting.
Love mother earth! Dont kill the rain forest!
Shut up you damn hippie!
Why do you not love mother earth?
Ok, I love mother earth. If you love animals so much then there is a hurt kangroo in the forest you could save.
Once he got there a kangroo with a flame thrower jumped him.
Die you fucking bastard!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Demons destroying earth.
Hay. Do demons flaws there teath?
Hay! Moron! Im destroying your planet! Have you not notest?
Do you clean your ears?
HAY! Dumb fuck! Are you listening to me? Thats it im sending you to hell!
And he went to hell and live misrbly ever after.
Hahahaha..... Now he has gone to hell! HAHAHAHA! Now I can go and flaws my teath in peace!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Now he is in hell.
Wow! Robert Jalaho! The famos basketball player? You went to hell?
Ya, whats it to you?
Why did you go to hell?
Well, I killed 140 people in a store. Torched 7 churches. And then I tide a time bomb to my self and blew up the white house! All for my lover!
What freaks!
Who is that?
The deval! Oh, he is done dessing up in his leather sorry got to go.

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Now he meats with the deval.
Yes, what do you want. I have some one waiting in the other room.
I want to know why I got sent to hell.
I wonder if three way is good?
Are you listening to me?
Then they start to walk into the other room.
Come into the other room with me and we can "discus" this.
Alright.

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Go in too dark room with the devil.
Why is the room so dark?
You will see.
HAY! What are you tieing me up for?
Mwahahahahaha!
I dont even want to narrat this any more.
OH MY GOD! What are you doing to me you sick bastard!
Ill let you go back to earth now!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
After he comes back a cop finds him naked running aroud the street killing kids in devil costumes.
Please belive me! It realy happend!
Ok..ok.. now tell me again what happend.
Ok. First the world gets taken over by demons. Then a demon sends me to hell. So when im in hell I meat a basket ball player. And I meat the devil! And he rapes me! PLease you have to belive me!
Ok... lock him up!
Hellow..... cutie.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! POLICE! POLICE! HELP ME! HE HAS COME BACK FOR ME! HELP!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Im play as the main charictar who goes to hell. My real name is Dan. And ill probly go to hell also.
Im the demon who sends the main charictar to hell. I dont know who I am. So Fuck off!
The basket ball player couldnt make it beacuse he is in hell.
I am the devil. In the movie I play as the devil. My job is being the devil. With out me there would be no devil.
Im the cop in the movie. My real name is... ummm.. I forgot.
Im the sick freak who wrote the storie for it. If any one would like to be in any of my movies in the future please call 587-682-9394. And dont smoke me!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
So you're telling me that you were called "The pinnacle of darkness that shall release the powers of Satan" by the Grim reaper himself?
Yes.
And you murderd thoes children with no regret.
Yes.
Can I make love to you by the fire?
Yes.... WAIT WHAT!

 

by modersbach
1-30-03
Its hollowween and a child is going trick or treating.
*knock, knock*
What a cute little pirate! Where are your buckinears?
Under my buckin hat!

 

by modersbach
2-08-03
WOW! Your ugly!
Ummmmm....... I have a letter for you.
Did you just crawl out of someone's ass?
Stop you hurting my feelings!
Oh, boho! Little cry baby! GO TO HELL!
I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!

 

by modersbach
2-09-03
Hmmmm...... He looks taisty!
Hi, mr.bigfly!
Hi, little fishy! Im going to eat you! HAHAHAHA!
NO YOUR NOT!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bacause your coming to hell with me, handsome! HAHAHAHA!

 

by modersbach
2-09-03
One night at a party.
Hay! You want some beer?
No go away! Im rubbing my elbows!
It seems noone can stop him from rubbing his elbows!
You want to pet my kity? Her name it flufy. I have had her since I was 4.
No go away! Im rubbing my elbows! And pluss you a phyco! That cats stuffed! Im going away!
Oh, wait some one stoped him.
Hi, I want to show you some thing in the closet over there.
Im done!

 

by modersbach
2-09-03
Hi, offcer is there anything I can do for you?
Miss. Are you aware that you are smoking in a non smoking zone?
Well? Arnt you going to answer?
I cant talk im a cigaret.
Oh, ok.

 

by modersbach
2-09-03
True Storie
Man! I need cigrets cheeper!
Hay why dont you go to www.donkeyshow.com
Whats donkeyshow.com
*wisper wisper wisper*
HOLY SHIT!

 

by modersbach
2-09-03
I HAVE COME TO STEEL YOUR SOLE!
Not again!
WHAT THE FUCK!
WHO ARE YOU?
Sorry she is mine. Hmmm... never been with a bodyless man but im always ready to try something new.

 

by modersbach
2-15-03
You know what. I have only been in hell for about 5 minust and it dosent seem so bad.
Ya, What ever.
I mean, standing shin deep in a lake of shit kinda sucks but it isnt so bad.
Boy is he in for a suprise.
Alright breaks over get back on your heads!

 

by modersbach
2-15-03
Whats she doing here?
Hi mister! You a stupid slut!
WHAT! YOU STUPID BRAT ILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Ill be seeing you in a few minuts!
Where did that little brat go?
How dare you mess with my little girl!

 

by modersbach
2-15-03
The cast.
I am Zach.
I am Jacob
I am Zoie.
I am Mathew.
I am Zarah.
I am Kagar.

 

by modersbach
2-15-03
At a family reunion.
Zach: Hay jacob. Its been a long time hasnt it. Lets see.... its been about 5 years since we last seen each other. How it been going for you?
Jacob: ...
Zach: Hay... what the matter Jacob? Why arnt you talking?
Jacob: Ill be right back.
Zach: Uhhh... Who was that?
Jacob: No one. Lets just go inside. Ill wash up.

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