Kind of a true story but not really

Author: moneymax

Date: June 22, 2004

by moneymax
6-22-04
At the coffee shop
Hey what kind of cologne are you wearing?
Uh Banana Republic something or other I guess...
I like it a lot, it smells really "clean," ya know
Thanks
Wait a god damn minute, is that guy playing pocket pool?
It smells clean but it makes me feel so dirty!