Public Service Announcement (Dubious Advice)

Author: moneymax

Date: October 5, 2004

by moneymax
10-05-04
Hey kids I taste good and will make you totally cool!
Oh man cigarettes are so cool, I should start smoking.
Haha just kidding, smoking is for suckers! Now you have the cancer!
Hello, I am Mr. Cancer! I am raping your lungs!!!
The moral of the story, kids, is smoke cock, not cigarettes!
Stop talking and come take a drag, you dumb sack of dick.