a basket of cold fish by monkenstick9-06-02 Somewhere in your house.... Fuck you, cockstain cockstain?
waste of time by monkenstick9-07-02 looks like the strip creator is too stupid to figure out how to put characters here I don't mind not being here, this strip is pretty crap. Maybe he's trying to make some pretentious statement about existence and nothingness. and whether any of us really exist maybe.... but then, if this is a thought bubble - "cogito ergo sum" ...
fire by monkenstick9-10-02 Where were you when the fire started I was err..umm...at home mm hmmm... I assume you have an alibi....
philip the carpenter by monkenstick9-10-02 philip the carpenter's big job I hope I don't stuff it up like last time... ... bugger
hypothermia by monkenstick9-10-02 A cold day in the arctic circle its a good thing i'm wearing this scarf oh shit... Don't you fucking DARE eat my nose
endocrine disorders by monkenstick5-07-05 therefore: CANCER STICK>>!!!??!?!?!?! *chimp like screeching, but muffled, as if through a space helmet* and obviously: I have exopthalmos I have herpes resulting in: am i supposed to talk first, seeing as I'm on the left? do you like my buffalo hump?