The Incredible Adventures of Jesus H Christ by monkeybutler7-26-02 hows it hangin jesus? yeah, like I haven't heard that before, el diablo! i'm gonna axe your balls off I'm half man, half god - my nads are in the god part ....so, I was like, ok, and she was like, ok, and so we like went and did it, ok? shut up or I'll get cross - you sexually repressed american shitbag
"She's No Oil Painting!" by monkeybutler7-26-02 oooh....he's sexy! shes a bit of a dog. I had better not get too pissed and end up shagging her hi....my names Rosie - you look like a fun type of guy shes a bit of a dog. I had better not get too pissed and end up shagging her so...do you want me up against the wall or tied to the bedposts? women only want me for my mind
Martin & Amanda in "Don't Upset the Neighbours" by monkeybutler8-08-02 Martin & Amanda are "cock a hoop" at the prospect of living in their new house hey everyone, we're.... cock a hoop at the prospect of living in our new house so much so, that we are having a bar b q on Saturday to celebrate yes....all our pals are invited The Morning After......... oh FUCK .....who invited the Pidgeon??
