What Happened to Jason?

Author: monkeyknifefight

Date: December 9, 2009

by monkeyknifefight
12-09-09
In the year 2014...
Jason?
Stay away from me Pussyhammer! I'm...different now.
Oh my God, what happened? Did Katy leave you? Did Mike finally protest to your homosexual advances?
No, it wasn't Katy or Mike, it was, it was...
...Donnie.