The Problem With Heaven

Author: monkeyknifefight

Date: February 4, 2010

Hey, um, God? You know, everything up here in heaven is just perfect. But, um...
What is it, Dan?
Well, it's almost like stuff is too perfect...like maybe a litte, uh, boring?
I see. What do you want me to do?
Well, I was thinking maybe today I could like get in an argument with a hot chick or something. But then we'll talk through it, you know? And maybe have make-up sex.
Dan, this is heaven...the hot chicks never talk.