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by moodz
4-09-03
Somewhere in Egypt but not.
Whats up you black fuck?
Nothing, just my tounge.
Somewhere not in Egypt.
Hey man, dont i know you from somewhere?
yeah, we once fucked in the back seat of my UFO...
Somewhere not realy close to Egypt (REALY)
Damn you bitch, your the father to my kid.
But, but...... you told me that you were on the pill! ....... ok lets go and sell some drugs and molest piegons.

 

by moodz
4-09-03
Somewhere where you are currently not.
Is it just me or is there a poor excuse for a fire directly to my right?
SARS IS IN THE AIR.. ado do do.
Hi, I'm a poor excuse for a fire, but atleast im not going to die from SARS
Oh shit
SLUT Central
Who wants a headjob?

 

by moodz
4-09-03
In the middle of the Ocean
bk, bk, begerk
I eat shit
Still in the middle of the Ocean
Ever wanted to know Something Funny?
Yeah
At the beach
Hi, I'm Something Funny.
bk, bk, begerk

 

by moodz
4-09-03
In one of those shoe box sized fucked up cells with AIDS smeared all over the walls.
You have a lovely pussy
Why thank-you kind sir..... You and your pussy look like shit, i mean no offence or anything, i do understand that you have just spent 2387 days on a 19ft boat with 9755439sh32 members of your family.
Still in one of those shoe box sized fucked up cells with AIDS smeared all over the walls.
Lets set fire to shit
But shit is not flamable?
In one of those shoe box sized fucked up cells with AIDS smeared all over the walls.
How about I rape you?
Ok.

 

by moodz
4-09-03
BP Langwarrin 11.10pm
How about you suck me off big boy?
Did i just over hear someone saying that "turtles have the ability to paint walls with super-soakers and genital warts"!?
BP Langwarrin 11.11pm
No
Oh ok. .....Well then I have an Idea that no-one has thought of before, how about I Suck you off because im a big boy? huh, how do you fancy that you fucking fucking..
BP Langwarrin 11.12pm
That’s the worst idea that I have ever heard of before. You should be ashamed to even call yourself a cigarette! ... I'm going to take my cancer else where, you are pathetic.
As if you. Yeah, you heard me, YOU.

 

by moodz
4-09-03
Walking to the Seaford Pub...
Hey man, nice flannie....
I would say thanks, but I can sense that your being a sarcastic mother fucker who engauges in sexual relations with females who have given birth to atleast one sibling.
Walking to the Seaford Pub...
As i was saying, Nice flannie.... Do they make em for men?
How about I jam that pot of beer that you currently have in your hand, sideways up your rectum?
Walking to the Seaford Pub...
Carn' the pies!
I'm not going to fuck with you, you crazy son of a bitch who is the direct descendent of a women who is often referred to as 'The Bitch' by the people around her.

 

by moodz
4-14-03
8 Mile Crt
Hey dude, whats happening?
?
8 Crt Mile
Are you fucking deaf or something?
??
Mile Crt ATE…. stuff from the fridge. Did I mention mold?
Well fuck you, I'm going to enjoy this fine day by finishing off my garden.
I steal wines that are produced along the Mornington Peninsula beeyatch! You betta back the fuck up before I open a Ass of Can-Whoop on you.

 

by moodz
4-14-03
Oh fuck, somebody call work cover, I've had an accident with a nail gun
Oh fuck, let me get my mobile phone out of my Anal pocket
Shut the fuck up cunt, your just a goat, Noah shouldn't of dragged your arse onto his boat way back when....
Oh your just a sarcastic lesbian. Well guess what fuck face, tonight I will be masturbating in the comfort of my own cave... while your up there catching some rays....
Just be quiet cunt and call workcover... I have to put my claim in before smoke-o or else I wont be on benifits untill next week. There's a slab in it for you...
Fuck, a slab.. you crazy mother fucker, you should have said something earlier...

 

by moodz
4-14-03
We are over George, over! Not even flowers will grant you an ass licking..
Oh But... but... but...
But... But ...Buttplug? You sick fuck, now give me those flowers and bring your arse closer to my lips..
Damn, that was easy.... But I only have a 1$ note on me... Will i get any change?
Damn, WTF is a Ghost to do when licking someones arse out isn't worth a dollar! I gotta get myself a new job...
Shut up crack whore, here's your dollar, now get to work... And dont worry about the maggots around my crack, I haven't showered for a few weeks.

 

by moodz
4-16-03
2 Gay fags talking in a Canyon.
I'm bored with my sexlife, lets try something different!
Fuck yeah!, I mean there is only so-many times you can take a dump on my chest before it's nolonger an exicing event.
2 Gay fags talking in a Canyon.
Ok, I have an idea! Lets both star in a snuff film!
Damn, Your the smartest gay male fag man that I've ever had the pleasure of blowing in.
2 Gay fags talking in a Canyon.
Oh! Your the sweetest guy that I've ever tasted! I'm going to let you film yourself fucking me with that knife.
My cock has your teeth marks written all over it! I want you to have my baby!

 

by moodz
4-22-03
Initial meeting.
Hi, my name is Mike, whats yours?
That's funny (Not haha funny just LOL funny), my name happends to be Mike Also.
Lovers tiff.
Hi, Mike Also! It's a pleasure to meet you, not that i have any feelings or anything. What are you in Jail for?
You realy are a shortarse, but you have a great personality. I'm doing time for armed robbery.
Makeup sex.
Mike check, one two, one two.
Coming in loud and clear fuckfake.

 

by moodz
4-22-03
Dreaming...
HI EMMMMMAxOxO
Hi Joel!
Dreaming...!@1!@
So.... Come here often?
Joel, wanna kiss me?
Dreaming...234243u612412!
Damn, what ever did happen to the 'Get to know you part'?... Calm down now, dont sound like your too keen... *DEEP BREATH IN, DEEP BREATH OUT*
YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!YES!!!... AHEM, I mean ok, sure, why not!

 

by moodz
4-22-03
Chair.
Duck.
Herpes.
So... How many cones did you rip down whilst participating in last years Langy Skate Park Bong-a-Thong?
27

 

by moodz
4-25-03
Damn, it's fucking cold.... Can i borrow your jumper Frostbite Phill?
Sure!
This is the last scene in this three scene strip.
Thanks!
Fuck-you.

 

by moodz
4-25-03
Dexx the necrophile at the park.
Hi, wanna Lollie?
Yep, that would satisfy my need for something sweet! Now all I need is to find something to sooth this sudden hunger for cock that has come over me.
Hrrm, this young slut has a familiar face....
Hey, dont I know you from somewhere?
Um, I'm not sure... I once starred on MILF-Hunter.com?
MmMmMMm PORNOGRAPHY

 

by moodz
4-25-03
Damn.. now where's that bitch from last night?...
She has one hot piece of arm....
BOO!
AHHHHH FUCK
HEYA SEXY! SOrry If i scared you.. Come closer so I can make it up to you.... Last night was fantastic Dexx
Damn near gave me a heart attack SLUT. But thats ok, I forgive you honey! /me unsips his pants

 

by moodz
4-25-03
Computer Room
Hrrrm, it seems that Floydie has blocked access to all porn sites and moodz.net
hrrm, let me try something...
www.MILFhunter.com
AHAHA. Dude, have a look at this! Your mothers a pornstar.... The next time I see her I must pay a compliment to her firm tits and cock sucking abilities! Does your father know about her second job?
Computer Room
WTF?
First of all the lady places her lips on the milf hunter shaft. The thong on the milf is pulled tightly between her firm buttocks. The milf enjoys flicking her tongue over the head of milf hunter....

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