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by moral_decay
11-08-03
While out scouting talent, something caught Pimp Daddy O's eye.....
another dead end office job...oh well!
Fashizzle manizzle!
30 minutes later...
Wow! a new uniform & my own office...Thank you Daddy O!
Fashizzle! I got career opportunities comin outta ma ass, ho!
30 seconds later, and another satisfied client!
My first customer already! Daddy O Career Corporation saved my life!
Do you mind if I leave the mask on, and also...have you got a strong stomach?

 

by moral_decay
11-08-03
After the sucess with her first customer...and a shower, and a bath....tracy welcomes her second client...
Hi, I'm tracy, have you got anything in mind? What kind of things do you like?
the lollipop man visits me in my sleep and pushes crayons into my eyes! They're listening to me now, we're all doomed!
erm...you what? I'm new to the job see.
ahh yes, sorry dear..i was in a world of my own there!..ok, um, I wish to make love to you, but we must both have our backs to eachother...yes, that makes me hot!...ooh baby!
How will this work exactly?
hmm, it appears as though I haven't planned this as well as I had thought...good day to you miss.

 

by moral_decay
11-08-03
The local missionary pays Tracy a visit
Hello my dear...there is more to life than this..in god you may find salvation, in jesus you will find hope...have you read the bible?
umm...wanna fuck ?
ooh no dear! and anyway, I'm homosexual...i see you are beyond help...good day!
No, come back, i have a very realistic strap-on! only £5!
unsucessful, he returns to the church
ooh Trevor, I only have eyes for you my son...the sooner I come...the sooner you can come....down
Hurry the fuck up rev! my hands are killing me, and get these thorns outta my pubes!

 

by moral_decay
11-08-03
Pimp Daddy O catches his 2 best girls in the act.....
WHAT THE FIZZLE!! OH MOTHER FUCKER!
Trixy and Nana make their feelings quite clear to eachother...
ooh Trixy, I'm feeling so horny, forget about my boss Daddy O, lets lez up!
yeah, im not interested in men anymore, I just want muff, all day and all night...sweaty as you like
FASHIZZLE! The last ting me motherfuckin thang I need is a lesbian nympho HO! Get yo things and get the fizzle outta ma brothel.....biatch
screw you Daddy O! you're on your own now you tosser! and stop pointing at me you spaz! I'm gone!.....knob jockey

 

by moral_decay
11-08-03
After many troubles in his life..Paul decides to see a specialist...
hello Paul, hows things?
well Doctor LaRoue, they still talk to me in my sleep, and I keep waking up covered in crayola...
look into my eyes, you will no longer fear the wax of the crayons, and the lollipop man is just there to help you get to school ok?...?
ooookkkkk...and help me with my sex life doc!
Due to his ethnic background, Doctor LaRoue is greatly offended by men with long hair, and decides to release his anger with a good ol' bit of hypno fun
You will fear confrontation, and are greatly aroused by the prescence of a lady, but hate the sight and touch of one, you will become even WEIRDER than the man you are now!
yessss doctor...i am more freakier than ever

 

by moral_decay
11-08-03
After his wife died when he put an axe through her head due to undercooked sprouts, Bob went in search of new companions
Will you be my friend?
NO! sod off you loon, before I call the cops with my tiny squirrel phone, it's a Nuttia 8310
Will you be my friend?
urrr, do you see a sign that says "friends for loser"? no...cos there isnt one...make like a tree and leave!.....
Will you be my friend?
HELL NO MOTHER FUCKER....FA SHIZZLE! but I happen to know a nice young biatch that will! come this way ma brother!

 

by moral_decay
11-08-03
After the sunday service....
Good day Trevor...It appears that we are all alone in the back room of the church!
err.... yes father.....um...i've got quite a good gaydar, and it's just gone off the scale...
hmm, quite! tell me, Trev..may I call you Trev?....have you ever felt aroused at the statues of christ in the church?
what the fuck?.....I hope thats the key to the church gates in his pocket!
The vicar always knew the spare crucifix would come in handy...
oooohh mama! who's your daddy! Trevor, I hope you're not allergic to latex....I'm just popping out...you'll be ok up there won't you?
Please Father, I just want to go home! I think they put the crown of thorns on jesus' other head you twat! Don't fucking leave me father! HEELLLPPP!!!

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