Goatboy 5 - The Final Frontier

Author: more_heat_than_light

Date: June 25, 2003

In a last desperate attemp to find a friend, Goatboy hooks up a microphone stand to a massive P.A.
*ahem*
The sound echoes throughout the land.
HELLO, MY NAME IS GOATBOY!!
Nobody, however, gives a shit.
I'm so ugly.