A perfect match for Goatboy?

Author: more_heat_than_light

Date: October 8, 2003

Once again, Goatboy goes out looking for lurve.
Wherever am i going to find my true soulmate?
Success?
Wow! She's mighty fine!
Hello, my name is Goatgirl.
Don't be stupid.
Not much of a conversationalist though. Ho hum.
*dies*