Goatboy's incredible cheese-related adventure!

Author: more_heat_than_light

Date: October 20, 2003

A new idea? Surely not.
A ha! I have a new chat up line. It is the funniest ever heard. It can't possibly fail.
Will it succeed?
Wait till she gets a load of this!
Hi there handsome.
No.
Did you know that Edam is the only cheese in the world that is made backwards?
What a loser.