Goatboy learns the ancient ways of the Shao-Taka.

Author: more_heat_than_light

Date: February 6, 2004

Goatboy finds a stranger in the desert.
Hello, my name is...
Goatboy, yes. I have been expecting you.
He seems very helpful.
....
Your search for a lady friend has brought you here. I will show you the ways of our people. No woman will be able to resist you. In our culture, the females obey the males.
Sadly, Goatboy doesn't understand any of the big words.
What an Arse Biscuit.
Many years ago our people came here in search of the lost city. Our tribe became lost in the deserts of Shao-Taka. We were starved and could not walk any further. Our people were dying, and yet....