He's always ruining Thanksgiving.

Author: mother_billings

Date: September 4, 2001

by mother_billings
9-04-01
So where is your grandfather, Mrs. Billings?
Umm, I've got a little confession, Dr. Kevorkian. I just told you it was my grandfather so you'd come out. It's really my son.
It's your dime, lady. Just so I get to off someone.
Right, right...About that, I got a little too enthusiastic and ended up just knifing him in the gut and throwing him in the back alley.
You mean that alley right there with the ambulance pulling into it?
FUCK.