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by mox
10-20-03
if i ignore it, maybe it goes away
hey gabe !
what are you looking at ?
I really should stop taking this stuff
I wonder whats up with im

 

by mox
10-21-03
hey what are you doin´ here ?
I came to kill you !
and how will you do that ?
I´ll chop you in pieces !
freak

 

by mox
10-21-03
What do you want me to do Master ?
Kill all who stand in my way !
Something else ?
I want you to repair my couch
i hate this job

 

by mox
10-21-03
Another day in hell
I wonder whats for lunch today...
A mystical demon appaers
wtf ?
I am the mighty Clap of Doom ! I will help you to kill the devil himself ! And to beome the new ruler of Hell !
...And then i threw it into the lava.
Very good work minion

 

by mox
10-21-03
so whats about this secret mission ?
I want you to kill Sarah Connor, Minion !
sounds familiar
Go up to Earth now and find her !
So Butch arrives in the real world. To be continued...
KILL KILL KILL

 

by mox
10-21-03
Are you Sarah Connor ?
4 sur3 m8
now this is weird
W47ch4 w4n7 n00B ?
Damn freak
w00t ? 7h!s Suxx0r$

 

by mox
10-21-03
Indeed the plot in the last strip was a litte bit weird
Maybe I should do a strip with a good storyline
No ! I just go kill some children

 

by mox
10-21-03
Today i will read a comment from one of your anticipated readers
Dear Mox, i think youre strips are just stupid

 

by mox
10-21-03
And who are you ?
I want become a Killer just like you Mr.
sure, we are always searching for little girls that want to become killers for master satan

 

by mox
10-21-03
D4mN y0u d4 guY wh0 K!113d me ?
M4n ! l!k3 y4, h3r3 d0wN !n H311 w3 g0t 411 th!$ $7ufF y0u know
4ll d4 Cr4zY Guyz d0wN h3r3 r r3411y c00l d00d, thx 4 s3nd!nG m3 d0Wn h3r3, rofl
Must... kill... again.

 

by mox
10-21-03
I own you because i got this hardcore 15/15 Monstercard you know
sure
It has Trample, First Strike and Flanking, i tell you m8
and you lost it here in the street right ?
Don´t remind me of the shame
Go get a life, dude

 

by mox
10-21-03
So you got no Magic-Card Shop around here ?
???
I am searching for this ultra Rare Red Dragon Card
later...
You are sure he was sent by the devil to corrupt our souls ?
He talked about Dragons and Magic, we had to tar and feather him.

 

by mox
10-21-03
Hello young man
I wonder how this person came to hell
Could you tell me the way to the Chamber of secrets please ?
sure ma' its over there !
God always trys to get details over the secrets of hell
time to die spy !
thank you, young man

 

by mox
10-21-03
You have to hold it like this in case your victim starts to run...
I like it if they scream for a little time while they are swimming in their own blood and stuff, but thats my style, i want my pupils to develop their own style
You´re new Soldiers will soon be ready to go out and kill in your name Master
So how´s the training going ?

 

by mox
10-21-03
Not bad, for your first one
wtf ?
not bad, he already knows the "disappaer in a flame trick" Maybe he should skip a grade...

 

by mox
10-21-03
Yeah ! Mox Diamond is on ebay for only 56 $ !
Isn´t that way to much money for a card ?
Thats enough fucking Heretic, i will unleash my mighty thunderbolt on you and teach you a lesson you won´t forget Mr "Just a Card"
yeah, sure
Woah, it really works

 

by mox
10-21-03
Some Magic Players are unable to see the difference between Magic and the Real World
Hey its a Mountain Dwarf, wheres your axe ?
i hate it when that happens
You´ sure you don´t have any special abilities ?
Sorry but i already told you that you won´t get a Lifepoint , not even if you tap me !

 

by mox
10-21-03
Any ideas yet ?
WTF ?

 

by mox
10-21-03
"This is nonsense"
HAMMER TIME !
Now this is fun !

 

by mox
10-21-03
Hey, what...
Later...
I had to do it, you should have seen his outfit.

 

by mox
10-21-03
Butch collects Organs
I already told you, I am no organ donor
must... kill...
ok ok
seconds later...
And another one...
this hurts

 

by mox
10-21-03
... 4nD 7h3n 7h!$ B!47cH w41kz 0v4 t0 m3 4nd s4yZ...
I hate my job
later...
... Bu7 D4 p0!n7 w4z ! d!dn7 3v3n w4n7 h!m 2 d0 7h47 sh!337 m4N ! s0 ! b4$h3d h!m fuck!n´ 4 t!m3s m8, lol rofl lmao
please, help me ,someone... anybody...
This time you´re goin´to heaven
h3Y w4tcH4 W4n7 m8 ?

 

by mox
10-21-03
Hi I am your Assistance Robot 01-666 from Hell
What are YOU supossed to do here ?
I will help you to kill all who are in the way of master satan
And where´s your knife ?
Oh no, i found my weakness

 

by mox
10-21-03
Look, if you want to kill people in the name of satan, you have to know how...
I didn´t think of that
You take the knife and stab like that, you see ?
Ok, and now we go and kill some priests and stuff ?
I think you´re trying to steal my phrases, don´t you ?
KILL KILL KILL

 

by mox
10-21-03
Today we have a letter that says "I think there is way too much violence in your strips."
I don´t really know what i can say about that...
Maybe i should just kill myself

 

by mox
10-21-03
Man, i´d like to tap that Valkyrie
But what if he attacks while she´s still tapped ?
That was indeed a really weak joke

 

by mox
10-22-03
I like you very much but...
???
i think that we aren´t supossed to be together, i think you like your cards too much. I leave you...
Blue takes his Sivitri Scarzam Card out
Ok, at least we´re alone Sivitri what do we want to do now ?

 

by mox
10-22-03
Now thats a nice Homepage ! Woohoo thats what i call nice pictures ,man
ok thats too much...
Yeehaw ! Look at that nice stuff, this is hot
Hey its Adun Oakshild for only 25 $ !
its www.gamingetc.com

 

by mox
10-22-03
Today we have another interesting comment from our readers
"Needs a little more oregano"
How the hell are we supossed to put more oregano into our comics, man !?

 

by mox
10-22-03
Yesterday i met someone in the city who said he was a real player...
And what happened then ?
I challenged him but he hadn´t even cards with him.
now thats a surprise
I wonder if it was one of those Mage Knight Lamers
sure

 

by mox
10-22-03
Now i got you ! Yeah !
What are you playing ?
Woah !
ebay
its a mage k... i mean its Black Lotus, yeah right, Black Lotus
Which card is it this time ?

 

by mox
10-22-03
So you play Mage Knight ?
Yeah
Mage Knight is lame, man !
Mage Knights rocks, we have this Tabletop like Stuff and things you know ?
Mage Knight is really gay
Damn, he knows our secret

 

by mox
10-22-03
Do you know Ju Gi Oh ?
Yeah its pretty gay i guess
yeah
Some Magic Players just can´t accept that there are also other Trading Card Games that might be fun
And what about Legend of the Five Rings ?
gay !

 

by mox
10-22-03
Ok, some corrections to our strips: "In Tales from Hell Pt.3 the clap says something about beoming the new ruler, this must be becoming.
In Tales from Hell Pt.14 the red robot in the 3rd Frame should say HE found my weakness instead of I found my weakness.
In Magic Players #6 in the 3rd frame it would fit better if he said "At last we´re alone" instead of at least
thats it i´m done

 

by mox
10-22-03
I think I´ll quit playing Magic The Gathering and start playing Pokémon
Yeah, Pokémon's pretty cool
Now I got you Mister "Pokemon is pretty cool" ha ha !
damn

 

by mox
10-22-03
The first Encounter with the Evil CardFakir
Ok, we trade, i give you my Catacomb Dragon for your Nicolas Bolas Dragon Legend, ok ?
k
seems like a good deal
damn faggot
Hey ! Why is this card only printed on one side ? And why is it in black & white ?

 

by mox
10-22-03
You are the secret Card Trader ?
Shhhhhht
I am looking for this Ultra Rare Elder Dragon Legend...
LAPD Special Unit3 "Card Fakiry", you are arrested

 

by mox
10-22-03
And then they arrested me because they thought that I am the Evil Card Fakir ! But they controlled me and let me go...
weird story, i don´t think this faker even exists
Earlier that day...
Yes, master
Ok, you will make him believe that the Evil Faker is fictional
Well, I have to go, i need to do some fake... i mean i got to do my homework, mate

 

by mox
10-22-03
I think this Evil Faker plans something verrry evil, man !
Ok, we have to contact the MTG-Elite Force !
Later...
...and thats why the faker must be stopped.
Ok, I will help you
Elsewhere...
.... and now you must help us to defeat the evil faker.
Ok, lets go...

 

by mox
10-22-03
Meanwhile...
Are the cards ready yet ?
Yes, master we have prepared the packages, soon our fake cards will be in every trading card store in the world
Very good my friend, soon I will rule the world !!! HA HA HA !!!
How is he supossed to rule the world only by faking some cards ??? wtf ?
Hey, I heard that !
Did I say that out loud ?

 

by mox
10-24-03
Ok, you have to find the evil card factory and get the evil faker
Ok
You´re mission is to find out who helps the faker to sell his cards
Yo
What is my mission ?
You have to find the Rare Elder Dragonlegend Nicol Bolas, its vital for our plan

 

by mox
10-24-03
What do we need this card for ?
errr... we need it to play trick on him
What kind of trick ?
well... i think its for something very important
I think you just want this card for yourself because its the reason this all started
Damn.

 

by mox
10-24-03
Finally i found the secret Factory were the faked cards are made...
And there is this evil Faker
You can´t stop me its already too late ! Ha ha ha ha ha
booom...
Another problem solved
x(

 

by mox
10-24-03
... So I killed the Faker and destroyed the factory...
Ok, now we have to find his evil minion, that helps him to sell the cards...
somewhere else...
So, You are the 2nd evil Faker ?
Damn ! You will never get me. you fucking MTG Freaks !
No, you won´t get away, i will hold you right there, with my magic powers !
... damn, i can´t move !

 

by mox
10-24-03
YOU are the 2nd evil faker !?
...
I am very disappointed...
Ok, can I go home, now ?
sure... wait a moment... Damn, he got away

 

by mox
10-26-03
After a spectacular. breathtaking chase...
Yes, i helped the faker, you got me. But you will never get the master faker !
Who ?
The Ma... errr... i mean nobody
So, who's this other Faker ?
I am the Master Faker ! You cannot stop me, kid !
Hey, its Mario !

 

by mox
11-11-03
Rose´s are red...
Violets are blue...
I like to kill and i want to kill you.
damn

 

by mox
11-11-03
Is Maura at home ?
So, you´re her little boyfriend ?
Let's say, i have something very special in mind with her...
at last we found a husband for her

 

by mox
11-15-03
Part 18 : Another Broken Heart
Oh, you brought, some flowers ! That´s sweet !
...
But i think, it just won´t work between us...
must.... kill...
because, you are a serial killer an i don´t think this would be good for my future career and stuff...

 

by mox
11-16-03
Introduction Pt.1
Welcome to the Adventures of CrazyChicken, i am CrazyChicken and these are the main characters of our new series...
Jp
Mox
Mister_Fister
sHd

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