All comics by mpcp13

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
Hmm, that's something you don't see everyday.
LOOK AT ME! MY ASS IS ON *FIRE*!!!
What the heck are you supposed to be?
I'm a guy with his ass on fire, duh!
Oooo-kay, forget I asked.
My ass is on FI-RE! My ass is on FI-RE...

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
Psst... Hey buddy, lookin' for a good time?
Buzz off!
Aww, come on. I got girls who'll treat you right.
I said buzz off, I'm not interested!
Come on, man. They're real cheap.
Look, if you don't leave me the hell alone right now I'll personally make sure you're neutered, GOT IT?!

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
Calista, I've come for your soul. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
NO!!! I'm too young to die!! Ther must be something I can do to convince you not to take me!
Well...
An instant later...
Heh, heh, heh...
You know, I think I'd rather be dead.

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
We're lost in the desert with no food or water, what the hell do we do now?
Scotty, beam us up?
Ha, ha, very funny--
HOW did you do THAT?!
I don't know...

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
Come on, let's go!
Let's see what you got, bitch.
HIYAH!!!
OWWW!!!
Well, still think I don't got it?
Well, now I know you got white undies.

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
Hey, are you dressed up as one of the Chiss in Star Wars?
No.
Oh. then why are you in that get up?
It's not a get up, my skin is always like this.
Right...
It's a F#@*$%& skin condition, OKAY?!

 

by mpcp13
3-03-04
Whatcha doin', Glen? Downloading porn?
Sis! I'm insulted. I'm a guy of integrity and principles, I wouldn't do such a thing.
Then, what *are* you doing?
Hacking into the CIA. I'm trying to download Top Secret documents so I can sell 'em on E-bay.
Integrity and principles, right...

 

by mpcp13
3-04-04
Now, the spell I just taught you is very dangerous. So, be careful when you--
Ignitus personae!
Whoa...
Idiot...

 

by mpcp13
3-04-04
Now to try out some of the spells Gandalf taught me.
Screwus bitchin!
All right, it worked! Now it's time for a little fun, heh, heh, heh...
What the-- How'd I end up here?

 

by mpcp13
3-04-04
Hey, Exa, wanna go to the dance with me?
I'd rather go to hell. Freak!
Have it your way, Infernus Sendus!
Holy crap...
Nothin' holy 'bout this place, kid.

 

by mpcp13
3-04-04
Now, my student, you are ready. Go and collect the souls of those who are damned.
Later...
Well, how'd I do, Boss?
I said the souls of the damned, not everyone on the stinkin' planet!!!

 

by mpcp13
3-04-04
Finally gonna do it?
I can do this, I can do this. Today, I become a man...
Hmm, another loser lookin' for some hole... Oh well, I've did worse.
So...uh, what do we do now?
Just put on a condom and let's get this over with.
Maybe not...
Oh, okay... Uh, what's a condom?
Loser...

 

by mpcp13
9-04-04
What're you doin', son? You'd better not be on any of those adult sites!
No, dad, I'm just hacking into the CIA. No big.
Oh, okay.
Whoa, a list of all the CIA assets in Iraq. Hm, wonder how much I get on E-bay for this...
Heh heh, hacking into CIA. That kid's got smoe imagination.

 

by mpcp13
9-04-04
Hm, let's see. Highest bid so far is $1.7 million. I'm sure someone else is willing to go even higher for this kind of CIA info.
HEY, GLEN! SOME GUY'S HERE TO SEE YOU!
YEAH, WHATEVER, JUST SEND 'IM UP!
Now, where was I? Hm, latest bid 2 million bucks. Maybe just a little higher...
Excuse me, Mr. Glen. Special Agent O'Toole, FBI. You are under arrest.

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