All comics by mrdowney4th

 

by mrdowney4th
10-08-07
In London, 1603... after decades of death, the bubonic plague comes to an end.
Are you ready to confess, germ?
... I am the Bubonic Plague, but you may know me by my alias, "The Black Death."
the plague gets questioned...
OK, Mr. Death... and how many years and lives were taken under under your reign of terror?
Well, it broke up into years, sir: 1563- 4 , 1578- 9,1592-3, and 1603
And, the deaths?
i would say, roughly speaking perhaps... 15,000,000.

 

by mrdowney4th
10-08-07
Uh HUH. And where did you spread, besides London, you big, gloppy scum.
Europe and western Asia, sir.
And the plague gets destroyed once and for all.
Thats all I needed to know, you mass murderer; throw him to the cleaning showers.
NO, not that, oh, NOT THAT!

 

by mrdowney4th
10-08-07
And the plot thickens...
What?! How did you accomplish this?
I had some help from my homeys, the rats, which carried the fleas, which carried us.
What lured you here?
Your disgusting filth that covered the streets of London, copper.
This guy is totally going D-O-W-N.
... Your silence must mean your letting me go, right?

 

by mrdowney4th
10-09-07
Yes... This will work out quite nicely.
Here's the cat, sir. He put up quite a struggle.
Hand him here, quickly!
This IS your cat, right?
What do you take me for, some kind of CAT-NAPPER?!
Don't make me turn the hose on you, sir.

 

by mrdowney4th
1-16-08

 

by mrdowney4th
2-04-08
ARRRGGGHHH!
S'mattah, Botty MCBotterson?
My teacher's just a meany, I guess...
Oh come on... He was just "mean" to you for no reason?
OK fine. He gave me an "F" because I didn't do my homework.
Hah! I knew it. Maybe next time you'll know better!

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