Rabies

Author: mrhouse1842

Date: November 12, 2006

by mrhouse1842
11-12-06
Hey man you don’t look so good. You’re foaming at the mouth!
Yea I got bit by a rabid raccoon a few days ago outside my apartment.
Holy shit! That’s fucking incredible!
Yea seriously! I was like, “Hey what the hell is this raccoon doing in my exclusive, posh apartment complex!" It’s alright though, I got it checked out.
Oh, so it didn’t have rabies after all?
No it did have rabies, but it turns out it’s a resident there. I mean if he pays membership dues and throws good parties who am I to criticize?