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| Hey man you don’t look so good. You’re foaming at the mouth! | |
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| Yea I got bit by a rabid raccoon a few days ago outside my apartment. | |
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| Holy shit! That’s fucking incredible! | |
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| Yea seriously! I was like, “Hey what the hell is this raccoon doing in my exclusive, posh apartment complex!" It’s alright though, I got it checked out. | |
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| Oh, so it didn’t have rabies after all? | |
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| No it did have rabies, but it turns out it’s a resident there. I mean if he pays membership dues and throws good parties who am I to criticize? | |
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