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| I’m sorry but your resume shows that you have no experience. Plus we need you to be able to program in these 14 different languages. And make coffee. | |
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| But this is supposed to be an entry level position! | |
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| Yea, we want you to enter with five years of experience. Plus “entry level†is just slang for “office bitchâ€. | |
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| But I’ve spent the last five years taking classes and spending thousands of dollars for an education that was supposed to get me a good job. | |
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| What can I say? You’re a looser. Come back when you have some useful skills. | |
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| Oh, my skills are vast. Let me demonstrate one of them… | |
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