Ashlea in hell - the thrilling plot twist!

Author: mrmoonpants

Date: January 9, 2002

by mrmoonpants
1-09-02
Hey! Are you Satan? I need to have a word with you!
Yes... and no. Look again, Ashlea, and see the truth...
...Oh, my God. You're... W2!!!
YES! In hell, all of your friends are transformed into very weird things that don't make any sense! And therefore I, the holiest member of Technomancy, become Satan himself! How very ironic!
Kind of like rain on your wedding day?
...Damn, you really do deserve to be in hell.