(Sun.) Moon Pants - beginning some kind of order

Author: mrmoonpants

Date: January 13, 2002

by mrmoonpants
1-13-02
It begins...
All right, now read it back to me.
Ahem. "Dear Hot Pants: Baby, you make me wiggle. When I think about you, my eyes bleed, but in a good way."
Go on.
"Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. If you know what I mean. Will you be my 'sausage slave'? Your Secret Admirer."
...I'm like some kind of god of pussy, aren't I?
You want her to work in your butcher shop?