(Mon.) Moon Pants - not amusing hijinks!

Author: mrmoonpants

Date: January 13, 2002

by mrmoonpants
1-13-02
Now, please deliver this steamy love letter to the woman of my dreams, with the utmost haste and discretion. And here's your $1000.
Dream woman. Haste and discretion. Got it.
Now, remember, it's very important that you don't drop this letter somewhere where someone might find it and think someone else wrote it to them, leading to amusing hijinks.
Man, I HATE amusing hijinks.
Five minutes later...
You dropped it, didn't you.
...Yes.