(Fri.) Moon Pants - still no hijinks

Author: mrmoonpants

Date: January 18, 2002

by mrmoonpants
1-18-02
Say, I found a love letter. Did you send it to me?
...Hey, wait, you can't do that.
...Do what?
Just ASK! How are we supposed to have amusing hijinks if you people keep going around asking for CLARIFICATION?
...Oh, I wasn't aware that we were after amusing hijinks. I'm sorry.
Jeez! A little false assumption and obfuscation, is that so much to ask?