(Mon.) Moon Pants - oh, the wackiness

Author: mrmoonpants

Date: January 20, 2002

by mrmoonpants
1-20-02
So, uh, you're sure you don't, you know, mind?
Eh, not really. I get paid union scale, and... you're stalling, aren't you? What is this?
Well... look, it's not about you or anything, okay? I'm just -- not entirely comfortable with this.
Not COMFORTABLE with it?! You're a tentacle monster! I thought that was what tentacle monsters DID! I mean, Jesus, it's like you've got homing signals or something, you always go straight for the --
HEY! You are perpetuating a CULTURAL STEREOTYPE! ...Are you even of age, young lady?!
That's it, I'm calling my agent.