PONED.COM STORY PART 2: LOOKING GOOD SO FAR

Author: mrotsl

Date: August 13, 2004

by mrotsl
8-13-04
STAFF
I shall make this site work. I'll assemble a team of witty yet intelligent individuals who will create content!
I'll do it!
The Truth
I made a video where a chair beat me up and called it content.
WOW YOUR LIFE IS AMAZING, HOW CAN I BE AS COOL AS YOU?
Uhh, be yourself?
NO, THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS FAIL AT LIFE AND COME OUT OF YOUR MOTHER MONTHS EARLY