What Did You Do This Weekend?

Author: muffindance

Date: March 7, 2009

by muffindance
3-07-09
I PAID A HOMELESS MAN TO TAKE A SHIT ON MY EX-WIFE'S PORCH
AND BY "PAID", I MEAN "FORCED AT GUNPOINT"
AFTERWORDS I SMOKED POT AND JERKED OFF TO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK