The Bill of Rights

Author: muffindance

Date: April 18, 2009

by muffindance
4-18-09
AS A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SEVERAL THINGS TO THE CONSTITUTION
MAINLY, I BELIEVE THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A BIG FAT DICK IN HIS MOUTH
I ALSO BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEAVE WORK RIGHT NOW TO CLEAN THE SEMEN STAINS OUT OF MY PANTS