MyJesus

Author: mumphish

Date: September 5, 2006

by mumphish
9-05-06
Hey kid. I wanna save your soul.
Dude, did you just show up in my bathroom? That's fucked up.
Don't you know who I am? I'm back. From beyond. I want to save your soul.
Dude, I gotta take a dookey. Get out of here.
What would be a better way to reach out to America's youth?
Get a Myspace page and send out like a 100 bulletins a day. My girlfriend does that and she gets like 400 pic comments an hour. You should try that.