MyJesus 2

Author: mumphish

Date: September 5, 2006

by mumphish
9-05-06
Excuse me...Young metrosexual stranger. I have returned to save your soul. Also, do you know how I can set up a myspace page?
First of all, I'm a metrosexual. I love pussy. Second of all, there is a cyber cafe down the street, you can pay for internet time there and make yourself a myspace.
What's the internet?
You don't know what the internet is, but you know what a metrosexual is?
I've spoken with many metrosexuals in the kingdom of heaven, however, I've never spoken with an internet. How lenient is this "cyber cafe's" no shirt no shoes policy?
I think they might make an exception for the son of god.