A Christmas Story

Author: mutantdog

Date: December 9, 2001

by mutantdog
12-09-01
Santa finds himself lost, as dawn breaks on Christmas Day...
How the Hell did we end up here, Rudolph? This ain't the North Pole!
Santa's puzzlement soon turns to apprehension....
Why are you looking at me like that, Rudolph?
And the evil truth begins to dawn on our jolly friend.
Wait a minute.... you're not Rudolph!!
Man...just think of the sirloins I'm gonna get off this meaty bastard...