Necromancer's bane - Interviews with a Necromancer II

Author: mutsje2000

Date: July 26, 2002

by mutsje2000
7-26-02
Okay. From our studio audience... We would like to know, what is your skin made out of?
Skin. Duh.
Actually, what Cecil neglects to mention is that we hide our faces behind these hockey masks. It makes us look myseterious and cultish.
Has being a necromancer helped you get chicks?
Not me, because I like mine breathing. Knucklehead over there likes 'em cold and riddled with maggots, so no doubt -his- sex life's improved.
In a word... yes. Yes, it has.
Did you ever dream of being a necromancer while growing up?
No. I wanted to be a taxidermist, but I guess that's kinda similar, right? Just no magic involved.
When I was a child I would watch my father's rituals, and see him give life to my mother each night. It warmed my heart to see them together even after the accident...