Necromancer's bane - Interviews with a Necromancer 5

Author: mutsje2000

Date: July 30, 2002

by mutsje2000
7-30-02
Kramer_vs_kramer has asked, why are you always hanging around the graveyards?
He makes me. I could've got laid by a real girl in a Catholic schoolgirl's uniform... He's really pissing me off.
It was a small sacrifice to make for our service to the greater darkness of Chernobog.
Er... hi, still intervieing... hello? Can you hear me?
Dude, Chernobog can suck my dick. I was going to get some real pussy on Saturday! I can't believe you're so fucked in the skull that you don't get it...
Mmm... fucked in the skull. I haven't tried that one yet...
Okay... so, back to the interview. You've made some serious accusations against scriptcreator.com veteran, Kaufman. For an interview exclusive, then... does Kaufman really suck?
Oh, totally.
Fuck yes.