A day in the life of Benny 5

Author: mutsje2000

Date: August 5, 2002

by mutsje2000
8-05-02
Alright, nutbag, I have a question for you.
Sure thing, colon-muncher.
Lately I've been having these wierd episodic turns of insomnia, fueled by a gratuitous sexual need, an itch that I'm just not getting scratched anywhere else. Or even at all...
It's like there's no decent people out there who can really satisfy me. I'm left abused by meaningless aquaintance after aquaintance, with no depth. It's all so... shallow.
So waddya think?
I think I'm a squirrel, and you should go see a therapist. Or a hooker.