A day in the life of Benny 13

Author: mutsje2000

Date: August 11, 2002

by mutsje2000
8-11-02
Tuesday morning... The best laid plans of mice and men.
So whaddya say, will you come out with me Saturday night?
Sure thing, Benny. I'd love to!
Tuesday afternoon... Because everyone needs to brag.
She actually agreed to go out with you? Dude, I thought there was this whole deal about only dating Jewish guys?
There is. It was easy enough to get around that... I just told her -I'm- Jewish, too.
Saturday night... I knew I forgot something.
Oh... oh yes... Mmmm, I've been waiting for this moment all night...
Me too... Oh god... Wha-- what the hell? A foreskin? You have a foreskin!