Mislaid #16

Author: mutster101

Date: December 21, 2005

by mutster101
12-21-05
I'm sorry to disappoint you. Even if you are the only person on the island who thinks I'm heterosexual, I'm not sleeping with you
Ohhh, so you are gay then? I knew it!
You really don't have a clue how to behave around women, do you?
Um...
Wait, you're not gay are you?
Oh, so now it's about me is it?